Sunday, August 10

Travelblogue: Preface

August 10, 2008.

Dear Diary,

For exactly two months I have rationed our overseas journey's precious provisions with utmost care. They would have lasted longer if not for a ravenous beast in my midst who consumed a small portion. The beast's subsequent comment that it "preferred the Hershey bar they gave us in Sacrament meeting on Father's Day" disgusted me, and I threw it a Symphony of equal weight in order to appease its inferior appetite.

Today marks a grievous day: only one piece of Swiss chocolate remains. My survival is precarious.

5 comments:

Pinto said...

stay strong. stay strong.

Kim said...

I'm almost in tears for you.

Jancisco said...

I'll be right over. Don't you dare eat that without me.

Melanie said...

Oh, I wish I had made my Swiss chocolate last longer than I did...
(Hi, bytheyway! I found you through Scotty B. Hope you don't mind the "blog stalking")

heather said...

So I love the new picture of the dinosaur - classic! :)